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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

How to Spot a Gay Labbit..


Malaysia’s Education Ministry this week approved guidance for parents on how to spot the so-called warning signs of a child who might be gay.
The list of “symptoms” for a male child reportedly includes:
  • Having a muscular body and liking to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;
  • Preferring tight and light-coloured clothes;
  • Being attracted to men; and [my personal favorite]
  • Liking to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

So here's some warning signs that your rabbit might be gay
Labbit in a V-neck
 Muscular Labbit showing off in sleeveless clothes

Labbit carrying big bags.

The conclusion i can deduce is this: 
  • Malaysia supports being overweight and being severely aneroxic.. So you're not gay
  • Malaysia supports wearing any other neck collars other than a V-shaped one.. So you won't turn out gay
  • Malaysia supports not carrying a big bag.. but they encourage recyclable shopping bags.. confusing much? So you're not gay.

Bigot much? FML!

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