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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Seasonals Labbit

Please don't try this at home.. Or in your office.. or in your parent's bedroom.




Here's wishing you a Happy Eid Mubarak 2011.

p/s: especially to the 3 of u reading this.. (it's specific, because i noe only 3 of u reads this)

Monday, August 29, 2011

Hibernated for awhile...

With the recent rainy season, the Labbit went into hibernation mode...

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Hungry Ghost Part II

The fun part of being Chinese is that, ur culture comes with alot of superstitions. Most modern people don't believe in them, but we still try our best to keep away from commiting them. One of the superstitions is this.

The chinese believe during the Hungry ghost month, it is not good to hand your clothes outside during the night...



This is because, they believe that formless or new ghosts will get blown into your clothes.. You will know this when you see your clothes swaying weirdly in a pattern. (Go ahead, try it.. I dare you)
This is a bad omen, as the spirit will not be able to escape from your clothes. And will follow you around.
Creepy much?

Friday, August 12, 2011

Gardening Tips from Farmer Jo



p/s: It's a heterograph.. Meaning words that sounds the same but has different spelling & meaning.. In this case, Ho - slang for whore sounds like Hoe - a cangkul.. Go figure.. And if u still don't understand =.=

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Hungry Ghost I

The chinese believes that the 7th lunar month is not an auspicious month, it is also the month where spirits are released from hell for a month to roam our world. So there are several major Don't during this months. One of it, is to not swim, or go near the ocean. Why?


This is why...



Saturday, August 6, 2011

Introducing.. Lola the Whore

Lola is your typical aunty neighbour, whose husband is always out-of-town for business trips or meetings. In the morning, she cleans the house and water the plants. Then she prepares lunch and do the laundry. When the sun sets, she feeds her grasshoppers, put on her hooker heels, and walk the streets.


She's straightforward. She's fiery. She's a cougar bunny.





When we asked her what services she offered. She clears her throat and said,





So at least now we can sleep soundly. The street is roamed by Lola the Whore. Ensuring lonely men n horny boys, to have a night that they won't forget.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Introducing Fluffy the Labbit.

This is to introduce you a new fictional character. If you are easily insulted by racial, religious, cultural, sexual jokes and provocation... Please do not ever come back here again. Feel free to redirect here ----> "I AM LAME"


So... i should let him introduce himself.
Anything else you wanna let us know? Besides being a 2 dimensional and extremely detailed rabbit?



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Look Ma! No Balls!



Notes:

  • Fluffy is a rabbit. But since he's created by a chinese, he's pronounced as a Labbit.
  • He is the embodiment of your inner diva/ evil mastermind/ sarcastic/ demented-self. But unlike u, he'll tell it to your face.
  • You can't punch him in his face for insulting you, PETA will come after you.
  • He has no genitalia. (refer diagram 3)