Please don't try this at home.. Or in your office.. or in your parent's bedroom.
Here's wishing you a Happy Eid Mubarak 2011.
p/s: especially to the 3 of u reading this.. (it's specific, because i noe only 3 of u reads this)
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Hungry Ghost Part II
The fun part of being Chinese is that, ur culture comes with alot of superstitions. Most modern people don't believe in them, but we still try our best to keep away from commiting them. One of the superstitions is this.
The chinese believe during the Hungry ghost month, it is not good to hand your clothes outside during the night...
This is because, they believe that formless or new ghosts will get blown into your clothes.. You will know this when you see your clothes swaying weirdly in a pattern. (Go ahead, try it.. I dare you)
This is a bad omen, as the spirit will not be able to escape from your clothes. And will follow you around.
Creepy much?
The chinese believe during the Hungry ghost month, it is not good to hand your clothes outside during the night...
This is because, they believe that formless or new ghosts will get blown into your clothes.. You will know this when you see your clothes swaying weirdly in a pattern. (Go ahead, try it.. I dare you)
This is a bad omen, as the spirit will not be able to escape from your clothes. And will follow you around.
Creepy much?
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Gardening Tips from Farmer Jo
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Hungry Ghost I
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Introducing.. Lola the Whore
Lola is your typical aunty neighbour, whose husband is always out-of-town for business trips or meetings. In the morning, she cleans the house and water the plants. Then she prepares lunch and do the laundry. When the sun sets, she feeds her grasshoppers, put on her hooker heels, and walk the streets.
She's straightforward. She's fiery. She's a cougar bunny.
When we asked her what services she offered. She clears her throat and said,
So at least now we can sleep soundly. The street is roamed by Lola the Whore. Ensuring lonely men n horny boys, to have a night that they won't forget.
She's straightforward. She's fiery. She's a cougar bunny.
When we asked her what services she offered. She clears her throat and said,
So at least now we can sleep soundly. The street is roamed by Lola the Whore. Ensuring lonely men n horny boys, to have a night that they won't forget.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
All in a day..
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Introducing Fluffy the Labbit.
This is to introduce you a new fictional character. If you are easily insulted by racial, religious, cultural, sexual jokes and provocation... Please do not ever come back here again. Feel free to redirect here ----> "I AM LAME"
So... i should let him introduce himself.
Anything else you wanna let us know? Besides being a 2 dimensional and extremely detailed rabbit?
Notes:
So... i should let him introduce himself.
Anything else you wanna let us know? Besides being a 2 dimensional and extremely detailed rabbit?
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Notes:
- Fluffy is a rabbit. But since he's created by a chinese, he's pronounced as a Labbit.
- He is the embodiment of your inner diva/ evil mastermind/ sarcastic/ demented-self. But unlike u, he'll tell it to your face.
- You can't punch him in his face for insulting you, PETA will come after you.
- He has no genitalia. (refer diagram 3)
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