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p/s: It's a heterograph.. Meaning words that sounds the same but has different spelling & meaning.. In this case, Ho - slang for whore sounds like Hoe - a cangkul.. Go figure.. And if u still don't understand =.=

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Introducing.. Lola the Whore

Lola is your typical aunty neighbour, whose husband is always out-of-town for business trips or meetings. In the morning, she cleans the house and water the plants. Then she prepares lunch and do the laundry. When the sun sets, she feeds her grasshoppers, put on her hooker heels, and walk the streets.


She's straightforward. She's fiery. She's a cougar bunny.





When we asked her what services she offered. She clears her throat and said,





So at least now we can sleep soundly. The street is roamed by Lola the Whore. Ensuring lonely men n horny boys, to have a night that they won't forget.